Alien Abduction Fans T-Shirts

"We used to have to abduct Earthlings. Now they actually volunteer to leave their planet."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien Assumption

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"