Alien Invasion Fans T-Shirts

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

"Darn autocorrect!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Field Trip!

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Swamp gas

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Take me to your leader. . .

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'