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"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

I fart more than that!

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

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Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

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"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

Do you have it in a larger size?

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."