Garden Of Eden Aficionado T-Shirts

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Taking it easy

Lawnmower

Mantis Love

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Nature Lovers

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue