Garden Of Eden Aficionado Gifts

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Nature Lovers

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Neurotics in the tropics

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'