Garden Of Eden Admirer Gifts

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Taking it easy

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Nature Lovers

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Summer wants.

THe UDDER Side

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Gardeners

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

Poinsettia

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'Isn't that cute?'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'