Garden Of Eden Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll tell you why it's called paradise. No mother-in-law!'

"Hi, I'm Eve. God got fed up with your hugging his trees, so he sent me as a placebo!"

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'Has it been washed?'

'Now hold it right there, Eve. I wear the plants in this family.'

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'