Garden Of Eden Aficionados Gifts

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'Isn't that cute?'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

'We're protesting against knowledge.'

Ante-Natal Clinic

Adam on the dating scene.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Zen Kitty

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."