Eden Explorer T-Shirts

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Valentine's day in the Garden of Eden.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Sexy walking.

"I don't care if it keeps the doctor away...we were told not to eat it!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby rocks!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Showoff"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."