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'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'I hate snakes.'

And on the eighth day god invented lawyers - and screwed it up

Welcome to the Team

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Bad times to sneeze

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'