Den Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'C'mon get it straight.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The interested bystanders.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Biro Diversity

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

X-RAY

Early cave painters

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

The sofa freshly made up...

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Working from OM.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"