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Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Baby rocks!

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

New Age Store.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"