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"The knees are the first thing to go."

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

The Elderly Caring for the Elderly

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"One year closer to college!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Inside One's Memory Bank

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

New Age Store.

Breast Height Chart

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

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