Aging Explorer Mugs

"The knees are the first thing to go."

The Elderly Caring for the Elderly

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"One year closer to college!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Inside One's Memory Bank

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Breast Height Chart

New Age Store.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

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