Aging Adventurer Mugs

Start their day with a toast to adventure! Our mugs for the aging explorer feature witty and inspiring designs perfect for those who believe age is just a number in their ongoing adventure story.

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'Congratulations! You've gone from a care-free baby-boomer, to a care-needy elderly person in record time!'

'Congratulations! You've gone from a care-free baby-boomer, to a care-needy elderly person in record time!' mockup

'Congratulations! You've gone from a care-free baby-boomer, to a care-needy elderly person in record time!'

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'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'

'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.' mockup

'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'

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"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember." mockup

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up." mockup

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!' mockup

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

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'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?' mockup

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

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"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'" mockup

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

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'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?' mockup

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

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"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work." mockup

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

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'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!'

'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!' mockup

'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!'

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"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!" mockup

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

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"One year closer to college!"

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'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..' mockup

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

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"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes." mockup

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

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Rip Van Tinkle

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An old man walking towards his grave mockup

An old man walking towards his grave

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The Great Pyramid of Geezers

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"Alexa here is my sixty-eight-year-old, and Nat here is my seventy-two-year-old."

"Alexa here is my sixty-eight-year-old, and Nat here is my seventy-two-year-old." mockup

"Alexa here is my sixty-eight-year-old, and Nat here is my seventy-two-year-old."

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Short-term memory nostalgia.

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Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here! mockup

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

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'You have the heart of a man of 30, the lungs of a man of 42, the liver of a man of 27...'

'You have the heart of a man of 30, the lungs of a man of 42, the liver of a man of 27...' mockup

'You have the heart of a man of 30, the lungs of a man of 42, the liver of a man of 27...'

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'Did we ever hit menopause?'

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Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?

Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug? mockup

Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?

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"Let me ask you a man-to-man question, Randy, asterisk." "Shoot." "Let's say you wake up, you look in the mirror, and you notice your first gray hair." "Would it be manlier to immediately pluck it out and pretend it never happened, or would it be manlier to tell yourself it's actually blond?" "Armstrong, avoiding the truth is never manl... wait... 'asterisk'?" "(Asterisk) By answering my question you enter into a binding non-disclosure agreement."

"Let me ask you a man-to-man question, Randy, asterisk." "Shoot." "Let's say you wake up, you look in the mirror, and you notice your first gray hair." "Would it be manlier to immediately pluck it out and pretend it never happened, or would it be manlier to tell yourself it's actually blond?" "Armstrong, avoiding the truth is never manl... wait... 'asterisk'?" "(Asterisk) By answering my question you enter into a binding non-disclosure agreement."

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