


Premium Pillow
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These throw pillows are precision-cut and hand-sewn to serve as the perfect decorative accent in any environment.
Features
- 100% polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 6.49-7.37 oz./yd.² (220-250 g/m²)
- Hidden zipper
- Machine-washable case
- Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand-wash only)
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy