Friend Gifts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

Quiz for dogs.

Eight nights of excuses

Creation of Red Wine

Zumma Cum Laude

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Do we have time for this?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Now that the holidays are over we'd like you to get back to crunching numbers."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"You can't plead cute."

"She was a rescue."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

Cat Kung Fu

"Surprise!"

Learning Curve

"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

When life gives you lemons...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

Days since last ice cream.

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

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