Friendship Gifts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Yin and Yang Hug

'You have a friend request.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

Kids Gang.

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

'Thanks for being there.'

Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!

"You're amazing, Hargrave - fair weather or foul, good times or bad, boom or recession, you're always the same."

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'

"I'm not going to Sid's funeral, he won't be coming to mine."

Finding common ground.

Truce.

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

'I get very depressed when I'm alone.'

'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Charles, I want you to met Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows it all.'

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'They have great rapport.'

Fish Friendships.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

"I'm unfriending you."

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'