Friends Gifts

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Non-Denominational Carols

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

Four Questions of the Seder

All-Candy Seder.

The Last Thanksgiving

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'I can't believe I went out with an apostrophe. He was so possessive.'

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Unsocial Networking.

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'Ok, let's see your building permit'

Intensive Care in the Community

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

'So, what's for dinner?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.

'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'

House Painting with a Twist

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

'Wake up! You've got to take a new disability test...'

'Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest of us a bad name.'

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."