Close Friends Gifts

"First job preparing for Thanksgiving dinner - find the dinner table."

'Great drink! You really should advertise more.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I know they should be invited to our house next, but can't we just give them the cash equivalent and call it even?"

Mime Baby

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

'I have custody of him on the weekends.'

"Dios mio! Telenovela superstar Victor Guerroro is going to be at the supermercado signing autographs! Go with me!"

'Did they have to stay in a stable because their family credit had been cut, like ours?'

"Cockfosters!"

Tongue in the ear...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"How can you be out of wings?"