Old Friends Gifts

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

"Ed Roxey! I didn't know you were dead!"

'I haven't seen you for 20 years. If it wasn't for that coat I wouldn't have recognized you.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"Good grief it's Carstairs, we went to school together, what do you do these days?"

"But, don't you think we might have more in common now than we did in high school?"

'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'

Class reunion-getting together to see who's falling apart.

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

'Emiliano!The last time we met you were wearing a sombrero!'

'Now we have to guess if they want to go for the double cut next year and be done with it...or if they hope we'll send a card and keep the tradition going. . .'

'Isn't it time we arranged another school reunion . . . or should we wait for funerals to begin?'

Remember when?... When was that?

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

Two women talking about friends

"Should we send a card to that couple we met in Cornwall, in 1993?"

Hi, this is Martin O'Malley. Marty! I haven't heard from you since the Battle of the Bulge! No, no

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You should try fetch with a Pickleball. It's easier on the knees."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Why bother?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Heavy meals on wheels

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"You know you're getting old when..."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.