Friendship T-Shirts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Yin and Yang Hug

'You have a friend request.'

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Kids Gang.

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

'Thanks for being there.'

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

"You're amazing, Hargrave - fair weather or foul, good times or bad, boom or recession, you're always the same."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Oh, man!! When I invited my Facebook friends to visit, I didn't think they would all show up.'

Truce.

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

Finding common ground.

"I'm not going to Sid's funeral, he won't be coming to mine."

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Can Jesus come out and pray?

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"I'm unfriending you."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

'I get very depressed when I'm alone.'

'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Charles, I want you to met Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows it all.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"