Birthday Gifts

"And to think that we started as a book group."

"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."

"He's an indoor cat."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Quiz for dogs.

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"Pass that."

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Creation of Red Wine

"This is the wine talking."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."

"Do we have time for this?"

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

Try our frogs' legs

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"You can't plead cute."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

Accountants just want to have fun...

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"She was a rescue."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Lawrence of Suburbia

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.