Drinking Gifts

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

Creation of Wine

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

"Bad Dog"

"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"I'm a big fan of your work."

Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

I Drank At A Bar In 2020

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"Here's to missing the big picture."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."