Drinking Culture Gifts

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

Off Licence - "What wine goes with breakfast?"

Binge Drinking On Campus.

'. . . Sorry guys, we've stopped serving - have you come far?'

'I'm on the wagon.'

Wine Lady

The Original Meaning of Alcoholics Anonymous: 'If that's my wife I'm not here!'

'Damn kids have given binge drinkin' a bad name.'

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

Binge drinking

British Drinking Culture.

Are You Drunk?

Moonshine Lite!

"I my day we used real scotch."

"Bye dear. Don't worry about me drinking - alcohol won't touch my lips. I'll use a straw!"

'I saw the glass as half-full, whereas management saw the glass and noticed I was half in the bag.'

'Well, to think that our boss is lovely, that we're selling useful things and that our job is satisfying isn't a corporate identity thing. It's an alcohol thing.'

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

The invisible man gets carded.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Happy Hour at Harry's

Glen Buggerit.

"Battle of Wills."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"The usual, Bernie."

Wine-O'Clock

Up there, in black and white, was reason enough for Al to cut back on the moonshine...

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

"On the plus side, my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Who needs therapists?!"

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

Santa's Little Enablers

Fighting Leprechauns