Drinking Culture Enthusiast Gifts

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Wine Lady

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Whiskey wars

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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."