Actually, it's not the tequila talking, it's the beer. It's a cute little ventriloquism act they worked up together. ? ?
Beverage Culture Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with beverage enthusiasts? Our collection blends wit and charm, perfect for celebrating coffee aficionados, craft beer lovers, or wine connoisseurs. From mugs to art prints, find something that cheers to their passion for the drink of their choice, with a fun and personal touch.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
Wine Lady
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
Pina Coladas
"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."
'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'
The Alpha Seltzer
You've Had Enough!
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"An everything Martini, please."
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'
"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."
"Got any bathtub gin?"
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'
Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'
'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
'You've had enough!'
National Coffee Day
How About Serving Us For a Change
Beverage Culture Gifts Collection
Beverage Culture Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs celebrating beverage culture—perfect for every drink enthusiast.
Beverage Culture Pillows
Pillows that showcase their love for beverages—adding character and coziness to any space.
Beverage Culture Prints
Discover unique prints celebrating beverage culture—ideal for personalizing their favorite space.
Beverage Culture T-Shirts
Find witty and trendy t-shirts for beverage lovers—great for casual outings or comfy days at home.