Beverage Enjoyment Gifts

'You've had enough!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

The Alpha Seltzer

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."