Beverage Gifts

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The Alpha Seltzer

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Scotch and water musick."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

National Coffee Day