Beverages Gifts

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'They've set the bar too high!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Caution! Contents may be horribly overpriced.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Grinds

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Welcome to my cellar!

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

National Coffee Day

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Careful, that's hot.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

Real men drink beer.

'The Gatorade is his.'

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

"How almond milk is made"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

A public-service announcement paid for by the national beverage council