Beverages Gifts

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'They've set the bar too high!'

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Caution! Contents may be horribly overpriced.

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

Grinds

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Careful, that's hot.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

National Coffee Day

Welcome to my cellar!

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

'The Gatorade is his.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Real men drink beer.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."