Alcohol Enjoyment Gifts

"Frankly, he's a lousy sober."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Yoga for Alcoholics

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'No ice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'