Alcohol Gifts

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'C'mon guy. You know I can't serve miners.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

"...and this is Sister Tia Maria"

'I was made Professor Emeritus before my time.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

"I think this is a red."

"So, you've been out drinking again!" "What makes you say that?" "You forgot your wheelchair in the pub again!"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'That's one thing about him. He knows when to stop.'

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

"I forget to drink."

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"Medical Wine."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Binge drinking

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

Male and female loves.

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

'No, it isn't a 'buy one get one free offer'. You're just seeing double!'

Join me in a beer?

"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."

Joe's Bar.

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

Drunk man walking St Bernard dog with alcohol barrel round its neck.