Alcoholic Beverages Gifts

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine.

'I'm seizing the day.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Selling lemon latt�

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bacchus.

'No ice.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Cat Nip.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."