Alcoholic Beverages Gifts

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine.

'I'm seizing the day.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Selling lemon latt�

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Yoga for Alcoholics

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."