Adult Beverages Gifts

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Tea of Love

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

National Coffee Day

Wine taster with mineral water

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I'll have the usual."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'