Adult Beverages Prints

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Tea of Love

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

You've Had Enough!

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

National Coffee Day

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'll have the usual."

Wine taster with mineral water