Adult Beverage Aficionado Prints

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The King of what?'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'