The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Non-alcoholic Beverages Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into the joy of non-alcoholic beverages? Whether it’s for a dedicated tea enthusiast, soda lover, or craft juice aficionado, our unique, playful items are perfect for those who prefer their drinks sans alcohol. From mugs that make mornings brighter to art prints that showcase their favorite beverages, our collection is designed to delight anyone who finds pleasure in a fancy mocktail or a comforting cuppa. Celebrate their tastes with a gift that’s as spirited—or as refreshing—as they are.
'We don't need a designated driver if we're drinking root beer.'
'Sorry, I don't care for this one, either. Tell you what, bring me a Coke.'
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
"Actually, make that a double cream."
On holiday.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'
Selling lemon latt�
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'No ice.'
Cat Nip.
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'Steak Ted?'
'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
Low-Energy Drinks
"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
You've Had Enough!
Yoga vs. Prosecco
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
Beers
"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
Tea of Love
The Alpha Seltzer
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Non-alcoholic Beverages Gifts Collection
Non-alcoholic Beverages Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating non-alcoholic drinks—quench their thirst for fun and flavor with these charming, witty designs.
Non-alcoholic Beverages Pillows
Browse cozy pillows with delightful non-alcoholic drink motifs—bring comfort and fun into their everyday spaces.
Non-alcoholic Beverages Prints
Discover vibrant prints featuring non-alcoholic beverages—ideal for adding a splash of personality to their home or office decor.
Non-alcoholic Beverages T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirt range inspired by non-alcoholic beverages—perfect for casual wear and making a spirited statement.