Alcoholism Gifts

Have you tried drinking ?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Redhead

'Fried chickens.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wordplay: Export.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Complementary Beverages

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.