Alcoholism Prints

Have you tried drinking ?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Redhead

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Wordplay: Export.

'Fried chickens.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Complementary Beverages

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.