Seeking Help For Alcoholism Gifts

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Emotional Support Pest

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Yes,I'm fully qualified,yes,I'm single,yes.I'm busy after work..."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"Yes, I have experience. I've been divorced two times."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'He could be right - maybe we have been taking the problem too seriously.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'