Alcohol Studies Gifts

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cat Nip.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"An everything Martini, please."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Fried chickens.'

Redhead

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wordplay: Export.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The life of penguins.

Complementary Beverages

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'What happened to your hand.'