Addiction Studies Gifts

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Codependipity.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

Lab Rat Rehab...

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

"About time!"