Habit Addict Gifts

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Treadmillstone

The Workaholics Building

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Book market

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Snake Centrefolds

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.