Habit Buster Gifts

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Packey Bar.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'