Habit Breaking Gifts

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'Stop tapping that pencil on your desk!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"