Quitting A Bad Habit Gifts

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Does it come in menthol?"

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Packey Bar.

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"About time!"

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'