Habit Changing Gifts

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

Packey Bar.

"I'm ready to switch"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"