Embracing A Habit Gifts

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

New Year's Resolutions

'Do the patches help?'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Smoking away money.