Embracing A Habit Gifts

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

New Year's Resolutions

'Do the patches help?'

Smoking away money.

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'