Habit Change Gifts

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."

'Do the patches help?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

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'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I'm coping.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Packey Bar.

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."