Habit Gifts

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'